i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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