Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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