K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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