I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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