She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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