what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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