why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
you win again, gameday.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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