Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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