You really coming over, don't trick.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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