My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I had to cum in my sink.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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