No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
Randomize
