The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
