she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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