I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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