She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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