I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
Randomize
