That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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