I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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