I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
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