Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
She announced her abortion via fbk
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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