Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
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The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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