Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Randomize