Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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