He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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