his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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