that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
What drink are we having for lunch?
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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