you turned your livingroom into a bong?
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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