i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Randomize
