Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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