This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
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so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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