come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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