one might say we're banned from that church
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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