C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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