I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
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