I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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