Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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