Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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