if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Welp...herpes.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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