she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Who wears a wallet chain?!
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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