She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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