I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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