If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
did i just pee glitter
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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