Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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