My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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