So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
Randomize
