He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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