butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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