he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
