Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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