hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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