Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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