Sponge bath it is.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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