shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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