i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Do vagina's smell?
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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