She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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