fuck your aforementioned shoe
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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